Stand by…
Ah, not being to hot at keeping this stuff up, am I? Hey ho. Have been down in Cornwall for a week, fighting with the family and kids and trying to aneasthetise myself with wine and tequila at every available opportunity. Back tomorrow night, currently writing from my uber geektoy phone on the patio with wine and watching the sun go down in the haze over the Atlantic… is good, is good.
Stand by though, for ACTION when I get back – we have amazing skies, rocks to die for, the SEA, and oh, ZOMG111!!! Oh Noez, wait for APOCALYPSE GNOME starring Abraham Lincoln and Hugo Chavez with a penguin! Watch this space and cancel all prior engagements. Unless you’re one of the fuckers who keeps leaving spam comments about Polish literary conventions, and yeah, I’m happy to pimp drugs or porn for you, but you have to send me samples and cash, but sod it, I suspect I’m talking to some sort of bot. Screw you, bot, anyhow.
